Pick Up Lines

Usually, you get to meet some of the coolest people on the planet working at this orphanage. Sometimes, you also meet the most awkward individuals...

During the second week of my stay here in Guate I met this dude who was REALLY smooth. Thankfully his stay was ONLY one week! Here are his lines:

1. You speak really good English!
2. I like your headband...And your shirt...You look really good in it.
3. So, do you have a green card?
4. You should look me up on Facebook. You can't have too many friends you know!
5. Come sit down with me. Let's talk.
   

He won me over with "Do you have a green card"!!

Bless his heart.